Gunther the Scrolling Dog

i don’t care when the human goes to bed. i would just like a forehead kiss. before they do

sometimes. you have to cross your paws. and let everyone know. you’re feeling fancy

every night we have cheese time. this is when i am presented. a single slice of cheese for consumption. i know exactly when cheese time is. and delaying it for any reason. is against the law

i’m sitting next to the human. as they put on their shoes to leave. i glanced at the door. then slowly up at them. with the widest eyes i could manage. long story short. we’re working from home today